Parkening

When you drive around a parking lot to drop someone off at a location and stop for no more then 10 seconds.

Dropping teenagers off at an event ..ie. School, parties, and sports.
You're "parkening"

by MsG😋 January 19, 2016

parkerideas

par•ker•i•deez
noun: a deadly and highly contagious disease causing victims to compulsively create "dank memes"; a meme generating disease that leads to bad decisions.

I'm sorry, but he has been diagnosed with a case of parkerideas.

by JCPointlessGaming November 2, 2017

parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 26, 2016

Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America

We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"

by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010

parkertastic

The state of being exceedingly effeminate and flamboyant with a homosexual connotation.

Mike: I've never seen a man talk so much with his hands.
Pat: Oh, Ryan? Yeah, life's parkertastic for him!

by i done know December 30, 2007

Parkering

When you attempt to park a car but you forgot to apply the hand break.

Will thought he parked the car, but seeing it role into the street proved it was a case of parkering.

by Pistolpeddy January 6, 2024

Parketing

Parketing a company, or branded, vehicle in a highly visible and public area so the vehicle can serve as a billboard. Parking + Marketing = Parketing.

We have the company truck parked downtown doing a little parketing over the weekend.

by Junkluggers September 20, 2018