paralegal

An overpriced secretary.

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.

by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009

De-paraphenalize

When professional people/relatives are visiting the home of a stoner , the stoner must in turn hide all the drugs and paraphenalia in secret locations in ze homestead.

"yooooo wheres all ur bongs and shit at, it looks like im in a church"
"had to de-paraphenalize it bro, my grannys reaching my home tonight"

by hardkaur33 September 22, 2013

pairaplegic

While pair programming, when your partner mysteriously becomes unable to do simple tasks for himself like getting a drink.

Alex became a pairaplegic when he asked me to scratch his nose.

by Stefan Mai July 3, 2008

paraplegic

someone who doesn't have full use of their body

did you hear about the paraplegic porn star? he's got an arm like a baby's dick

by elsteveador November 7, 2004

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

PurpleGang

We don't want to fight so join and spread the word!

You need to join PurpleGang. "Purple", "Purple",

by PurpleGang September 13, 2018