A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005
Get the five-paragraph essay mug.Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.
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The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019
Get the Dirty Parag mug.1)Word used to describe a person, animal, situation, condition or event that has rapidly achieved a heightened state of agitation.
2)A person, place or thing that is far beyond the ordinary by comparison to like persons, places or things.
3)Going beyond wild, ballistic or berserk.
2)A person, place or thing that is far beyond the ordinary by comparison to like persons, places or things.
3)Going beyond wild, ballistic or berserk.
The chimp went paraballistic and ripped the woman's face off then ate it with a banana and a nice chianti.
by Paraballistic March 4, 2009
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person A: This economy blows
person B: Yea but not for the Papaganoush
person A: Why's that?
person B: cuz the economy blows the Papaganoush.
person B: Yea but not for the Papaganoush
person A: Why's that?
person B: cuz the economy blows the Papaganoush.
by -The only papganoush December 9, 2009
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: This is from the most charismatic member of SB19 and the sexiest man in the Philippines 2020, Josh Cullen Santos in one of their Showbreak episode.
: This is from the most charismatic member of SB19 and the sexiest man in the Philippines 2020, Josh Cullen Santos in one of their Showbreak episode.
by BBJoshiephine September 16, 2020
Get the Paragoti mug.An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro
Person two: aw sucks bro
by EnglishIsNotMyForte December 27, 2011
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