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five-paragraph essay

A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.

All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005
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Paraguayan-Twenty

When you gain twenty pounds after travelling alone on a month-long business trip.
Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.
by JF4 December 8, 2017
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Dirty Parag

The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
He banged my sister so I gave him a Dirty Parag.
by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019
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Paraballistic

1)Word used to describe a person, animal, situation, condition or event that has rapidly achieved a heightened state of agitation.

2)A person, place or thing that is far beyond the ordinary by comparison to like persons, places or things.

3)Going beyond wild, ballistic or berserk.
The chimp went paraballistic and ripped the woman's face off then ate it with a banana and a nice chianti.
by Paraballistic March 4, 2009
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papaganoush

The slickest, suavest, most respected, most boss fella around. Everyone knows him, and he knows everyone. You'll know a papaganoush when you see a papaganoush.
person A: This economy blows
person B: Yea but not for the Papaganoush
person A: Why's that?
person B: cuz the economy blows the Papaganoush.
by -The only papganoush December 9, 2009
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Paragoti

: A misheard word which means "macaroni" (borrowed from regional Italian, plural of macarone).

: This is from the most charismatic member of SB19 and the sexiest man in the Philippines 2020, Josh Cullen Santos in one of their Showbreak episode.
Dial 0838 and order a large bowl of Paragoti and a box of Pineapple with pizza!
by BBJoshiephine September 16, 2020
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Five paragraph ramble

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro
by EnglishIsNotMyForte December 27, 2011
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