para 

Short for the Parachute Regiment of the brittish army. A regiment that thinks with its fists first and its head second. Now obsolete due to it never again performing an operationol jump. They try in vain to perform like Royal Marines.

God, I've got a head-ache that would kill a Para!!

para by Smudge Smith March 5, 2008

para 

is when you have had so much to drink that you feel paraletic

fuck rachel was so para last night, she was off her face

para by FOB AT HEART September 22, 2009

Para 

To get angry,or to yell.or to be savage and give no fucks

If I bring a chick to the house,my mum will para.
Tuned fucked a girl in front of his chick...he’s paraing

Para by Bcube November 2, 2017

Para 

Para is English slang for a paragraph. Usually in reference to when someone texts someone a very long message

Bro this girl is desperate she sent me a fat para talking about her feelings

Para by BZ7 July 7, 2019

Para 

To get really drunk
(stemming from the word paraletic)

"Let's get so para!"
"Corr, he was so para last night!"

Para by Tom Wardle April 1, 2007

para 

To be harsh and controlling such as a ranking officer commanding subordinates

The act of being a control-freak

Origin: from paramilitary

If you keep acting all para your going to have to do the project yourself

para by advoss November 10, 2008

Para 

Oh secksy little manwhore

Omgs. I totally secksed Para last night.

Para by :D June 9, 2003