pantser

noun: one who performs a pantsing on a pantsie. Sharing the pronunciation of the German word for "armor", the pantsie believes the pantser is, in fact, some kind of Nazi fascist scum. Actually, the pantser is a sort of public defender of taste, e.g. the pantser shows the absurdity of publicly displaying one's underwear by showing even more of the pantsie's skivvies. A pantser absolutely will NEVER pants a person whose pants are worn properly; this violates The Pantser Creed (definition to follow-or not).

ike: that guy needs to be pantsed!
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.

by earpuller September 27, 2005

Pantswer

The act of unintentionally answering a phone call while the phone is still in your pocket. Opposite of a butt dial.

I didn't realize Barnabus was trying to call me because I kept pantswering my phone.

Martha's phone butt dialed me, so my phone decided to pantswer the call. Their love is wasting my minutes!

by Pierreski's September 25, 2012

pangsters

Pangsters ia a group of girls who love to penny board and swim at their childhood pool. They always make cookie dough when together. They love each other for who they are. When they’re together nothing seems impossible even when it comes to staying alive. They are oddly obsessed with Swayla. Oh and you can’t forget the black paint.😉😉

“Denver” Pangsters

by Pangsterbyheart November 22, 2020

pantsturbate

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.

Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.

by john juan 80 September 10, 2009

Pantsperation

When your pants get sweaty.

Wow gym class was so tough i'm having some major pantsperation

by Pantsss November 10, 2009

Panster

a guy who trys hard and fails on a girl, a guy with a stupid ass look on his face, a pedofile or rapist looking motherfucker, a guy that looks awkward in everything they do, a guy who tries to look cool in front of people, a lagger, a guy who bitches about everything, a guy u simply dislike, and pretty much a guy you can look at and laugh for no apparent reason...that's a panster aka chwexster

George Bush and the pansters from One Direction

by BigBigErick November 2, 2013

Pangster Pound

when you have hot sex all night long and in the morning you walk like a penguin who was attacked by gansters. This often happens to begginers in the sex department.

hmm think of your own

by amykins April 2, 2005