Pank

a slang term for a homosexual person.

john you look like a right Pank.

by mrnister123 November 18, 2011

Pank

Another word for gay and flat.

you a pank

by AngeryHoboWithAStolenPhone June 24, 2018

PANK

Professional Aunt No Kids.

I am a dedicated PANK.

by DN1984 April 13, 2017

Pank

Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels

Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?
Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...

by thebiggerwhoreface May 28, 2009

pank

in a video game, to dominate the enemy players with flair, violence, and aggression.

Boys we are absolutely frying tonight, we’ve got so many kills.

Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.

by aquaxanasux January 16, 2021

pank

v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.

If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.

"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"

by Charlie Cats & Duran April 7, 2009

Pank

A pussy ass bitch.

Someone who doesn't do what you want them to do making them really fucking gay.

Stupid person who refuses to agree with you.

Bro stoped being such a fucking pank and lets go !

Pass me the peanut butter but DON'T PUT YOUR CHODE IN IT YOU FCKING PUSSY ASS PANK.

by Luis the Wise January 21, 2008