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pank

another form of high five but instead of slapping palms, you each hold up one pinky and slap your pinky and the side of the other persons pinky together. pank on the pinky.
"Nice shot jesse! pank!"

"I can't believe you did that! Pank!"
by Taylor Pepsi June 24, 2005
mugGet the pankmug.

pank

to hit with a shovel
my teacher pissed me off somethin' awful, so I panked her with my shovel.
by Alex March 16, 2005
mugGet the pankmug.

pank pank

A Marlboro smoking, overweight, small tooth hillbilly.
All of that pop and cigarettes are turning you into a pank pank!
by fonzanoon May 29, 2011
mugGet the pank pankmug.

Pank

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
by Amy dollar November 21, 2020
mugGet the Pankmug.

Pank

To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating

/ poopsterbate ... but British.
Why you taking so long in there?

Having a pank. Panking.
by ipankk March 14, 2014
mugGet the Pankmug.

Pank

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
by disgustinghuman June 1, 2018
mugGet the Pankmug.

Pank

While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.
“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”
by SexyA$$bruh November 25, 2020
mugGet the Pankmug.

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