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Pepperman

An avid devotee of caucasian funk-rock balladeers The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
"Zach used to be such a good student, but all of his creative writing papers this semester have been about the state of California." "Don't worry, Ms. S., he's not creatively bankrupt, he's just a Pepperman."

OR: "I can't believe Jon showed up to my mother's funeral wearing nothing but a strategically-placed tube sock." "Well, what did you expect? He's a Pepperman. That's how they mourn."
by Dirtbike Milksteaks February 7, 2015
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Paperhanger

A Counterfeiter. Not necessarily an individual who specializes in counterfeit money, but moreover an individual who specializes in screwing an established system due to counterfeit documents.
Back in the 40's my grandfather was one of the nation's largest paperhangers.
by Michael Black May 19, 2006
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pampering

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.
Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.
by PumaTales November 28, 2017
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Pamperface

Someone who is so brainwashed by the COVID-19 fear mongering that they wear a mask/face covering every waking moment of the day, even while out in public alone when no "Mandatory" coverings are required or while alone in their car. They also ride your case for "Threatening to kill the world" because your not doing the same bat-shit crazy shit they are.
Guy1: Look at that dude wearing a mask in his car while it's scorching out.
Guy2: What a Pamperface.
by TheTruthHurtsDontIt? August 22, 2020
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pameranant

A world wide virus causing you to social distance
dude we’re in the middle of a pameranant put your mask on
by kylie_boylan.3 July 31, 2021
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pamperature

Writing not quite meeting the requirements to be a pamphlet but not to be considered literature either.
Those damn Mohovahs left their pamperature in our door again.
by Outlaw Redneck August 25, 2023
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Paperhands

Commonly known as an individual who sells stonks early in a run while others hold. Enemy of diamondhands.
Dave was a paperhands bitch.
by BoofinStonks June 24, 2021
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