Palin

An alternate spelling of the word whore.

That girl slept with 5 guys, shes such a Palin.

by The_Wreckster_1 March 17, 2009

Palin

A common idiot (usually female) who runs for high political office in early 21st-Century America. A "Palin" often looks like a deer caught in headlights, and rarely answers questions in anything but a moronic fashion. Also resorts to pseudo-patriotic rhetoric and frequently slanders her opponents based on racial and ethnic stereotypes.

Have you seen this Palin running for VP? What an idiot!

by Hank Salad January 20, 2009

palin

a grossly unqualified candidate for a job

I can't believed you hired him. He doesn't have a driver's license and can't even ride a bicycle.... How in hell is he going to deliver the pizzas? What a palin.

by J. McCain November 7, 2008

Palin

Failure to cogently respond to a direct question via unfocused circumlocution.

Being ignorant of the subject, the student unconvincingly palined when called upon in class.

by Rufus The Dumb Dog January 15, 2009

palin

To lie pointlessly and repeatedly. Also: to knowingly claim you were on the side of the issue you weren't.

"I said, 'Thanks but no thanks,' to Congress for the Bridge to Nowhere," Gov. Palin palined.

by NeoSapien October 26, 2008

palin

Someone who is temporarily popular, until they open their mouth.

Man she's just a palin, they will drop her once they realize how stupid she is.

by Mindstalker April 1, 2009

Palin

(verb) To flub or otherwise stumble in a response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; To give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. E.g.,

"I don't think I'll get that job, I totally Palined the interview."

by Kingseyes February 28, 2009