Paleontology

the scientific study of dead shit

did you ever read any urban legends about....
paleontology

by CERTAINLY NOT ANGEL April 18, 2016

palkon

Indonesian word meaning "dick head" by fusing two words consisting of: "KePALa" means "Head" and "KONtol" means "Dick"; Used for insulting or friendly nickname for your dearest friend

Your haircut is so bad, it looks like palkon

by YourDearestLover January 23, 2021

Paleontologist

A scientiest who studies fossils from around the world. Studies dinosaurs, fish, and other fossils.

Paleontologist are scientist.

by cutie123 April 29, 2008

palcoholic

When someone keeps adding friends on facebook and can't help it. They can have upwards of 2000 friends, obviously not knowing a vast majority of them. Its like they are addicted to adding people!

Guy 1: Did you see how many friends your girlfriend has on facebook?

Guy 2: Yea dude, she has like 5,000. I see she adds people every day. It shows up on my news feed all the time, its so annoying. She's a total palcoholic.

Guy 1: Fer sure.

by 72cutlassmike72 January 18, 2011

palcing

the act of clapping cheeks

lemme palc that ass.

You bout for a palcing sesh

by cdwcdcw February 6, 2018

Tony Palony

Of Italian Descent, Often lurking in Superannution Departments, known to fraud documents by signing on directors behalf.

Me - Who has signed this document it wasn't the director

Bob - Oh it must of been Tony Palony!!

by RAnton87 September 19, 2011

Reverse paleontologist

Another term for eating ass.

"Dude, I just tried reverse paleontologist with my girlfriend."

by WabbitGirl134 February 20, 2019