palming

Verb, Synonym for masturbating.

"Oh dude, I can't believe my girlfriend caught me palming myself yesterday"

by Elementum October 1, 2007

Palingerer

One who feigns or exaggerates symptoms of victimization for personal gain or to advance a crazy right wing agenda.

See actions and attitudes of Sarah Palin or any of her followers...

He will remain relevant as long as he keeps running to the court of public opinion to claim that he's treated unfairly, that it's the "man" always keeping him down, not his lack of skills. What a Palingerer.

She doesn't need to know anything vital, so long as she can keep people's pity focused on her delusional claim that she would have attained all of her goals if it weren't for everyone else tripping her up along the way--what a Palingerer.

by ZIRGAR November 23, 2009

foxy-pacing

Either while running or cycling, being passed by someone attractive and increasing your pace that will allow you to leer as you run behind the person

Foxy-pacing: I just jog on the board walk for some quality foxy-pacing

Foxy-paced: I was really dragging today on my 5 mile run, but then a hot blonde ran pass me and I increased the pace while she foxy-paced me home.

by El Pinche Guapo August 6, 2012

Disc-placing

A new hilarious teen trend, disc-placing is taking millennial by storm. It's a brand new disc golf prank that's easy to pull and fun for all. Simply place a disc in the pin, preferably a driver to make it more convincing, take a picture, and send it to all your friends claiming to have made a hole-in-one. Then sit back and enjoy the congratulations.

"hey dudes check it out (texts pic of disc in pin). I aced it"
"awesome, bro"
"Great job, man"
"are you sure you weren't disc-placing?"
"no, dad." (snickers)
"you'd better not have. Because if I find out you were, you're grounded next weekend. And no listening to Everclear."

by willyfromCLT March 31, 2015

Palingate

1. Private and/or political scandal of Sarah Palin
2. Name of Palin-watchdog blog

Troopergate-Palingate
Babygate-Palingate
Dairygate-Palingate
Abortiongate-Palingate
Housegate-Palingate
Property Taxgate-Palingate

by Michael999666 June 7, 2010

palking

To piss and walk at the same time.

As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"

by baby fritz May 24, 2009

Palingrad

Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.

The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.

Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.

by bitchmasterb November 5, 2010