jacks & palances

A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance.
-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.
-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.
-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.

The system of jacks & palances is integral to the federal government's continued stability.

by Truman Benedix March 4, 2008

polanco-ed

to be unnecessarily involved in a situation or more specficily a case involving patient care

I walked in this morning to find out I was polanco-ed 10 times with consults overnight

by medic0681 July 25, 2011

Polanco

The process of getting a nigga's cheeks clapped, pissed on, and spat on, by a male named Carlos Polanco

Yo! I heard that faggots PP got Polanco'd.

by Cloudy_1 February 24, 2021

jase polanco

Has no girls likes to play with his penis and is not charming

I saw Jase polanco playing with his moms pussy

by DOCTOR OF SEX July 5, 2016

palacorolla

one super hot kid that isn't so good at smiling but he sure can be the sweetest kid.

I love that palacorolla kid

by Jamar Parker May 20, 2016

plancometer

Planck's length.

"Quarks are made in two plancometers."

by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

Alan Polanco

Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly

Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒

by anonymous November 24, 2020