when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade
by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018
I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.
by Tahbag February 12, 2009
When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."
by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017
A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 5, 2020
When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.
by Shuey July 19, 2015
When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
by OriginalSassyPants June 23, 2012
When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017