palinibalism

Most recently seen in the small community of devoted and voracious humans who are self described Palin fanatics, the act of eating living members of the same or similar species. It is most common in pigs and chickens and is due partly to boredom because of the confined space in which the animals are kept.

The most recent acts of palinibalism occurred during a fanatics community picnic: "YOU want Governor Palin to 'improve'? By and to who's standards? YOURS? I think a bit of arrogance is showing here! Who are YOU to suggest standards for the likes of her?"

by mxmgater June 17, 2010

Palinite

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

paganini

Famous Italian violinist, more commonly its used as a cool way to say skilled musician.

That song's so sick, that dude is such a paganini.

by Erogs August 10, 2014

Paginis

A term used to describe a hybrid between the penis and the vagina.

Can be used to refer to birth defects that result from inter-familial childbirth.

Tom and his cousin Shelley had sex. The baby had a paginis.

I was having intercourse with Johnny, but we had to stop. I didn't know what to do with his paginis.

by Clever&Witty June 16, 2011

Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"

I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!

by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008

Yellow Paging

The act of rolling and smoking a marijuana cigarette, or joint, in a page from the phone book. Frequently the only option if one is unable to get rolling papers.

Justin: Holy fuck, do you guys even remember what we did last night?
Dave: Nah, I remember yellow paging the shit out of some of that white widow Joe had and the rest of the night's just a blur.
Joe: Alright guys, why the fuck is there a tiger in the bathroom?

by superd4ve March 17, 2010

Panini Press

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.

Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.

by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019