patato

A silencer for a gun.

Put the patato on the barrel. Guerill black

by R Killa May 24, 2006

Couch Patato

A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

Dont be such a couch patato

by Couch patato666 May 9, 2023

mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

patato

a triangular shaped genital, not a boy or a girl, but an it. a patato is very hairy.

EWWW!I heard Jake has a patato! and so does Hatch!

by Joyce Hatch December 25, 2007

patatoes

Also known as potatoes (mostly by intelligent people), these are a poo-colored food.

Kid with 11 toes: "Patatoes: The worlds greatest food!"

Kid with 10 toes, holding a sandwich: "Holy shit ya dumb fucker"

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

Patato

Street slang for silencer of a gun.
Silencers are also referred to as corks.

"Ay man you got a patato"
"yee man i got it for 200"

by suor November 24, 2017

Patato Mike

A confident young student at Alton college

James: Hey Patato Mike

Mike: hey James

James: Lovin the skinny jeans and ugg boots

Mike: Y thank you james

by Canadian_Koala January 28, 2010