Thai Padlock

Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.

1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.

2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.

3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.

by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017

padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.

adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!

by funkygayl June 28, 2011

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

padlock

Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.

Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019

padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.

1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man

by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018

LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.

I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020

Padlock

Padlock is the most nicest funnest pookiest pookie. She deserves to be on thr cover of vogue magazine. She also dances so good that jyps mouth is watering

Did you see the padlock dance

by Rickysnecktatoo December 21, 2023