sarah paulson

the hottest prettiest funniest most talented actress ever. A GODDESS. the best woman alive

yk that girl who plays on 9 seasons of ahs? yeah sarah paulson aka the hottest woman alive

by olivianavarro September 14, 2021

Paulson

Verb, transitive. TO fiscally ass-rape the taxpaying public at the behest of your old investment banking pals.

Benny: Dude! You TOTALLY Paulsoned them!

Hank: Word, homes! Hanky ain't gonna have to worry bout nothin' once this gig at Treasury is up in January! Smell the pwnage!!

by chubbz the delinquent January 12, 2009

Paulson Zone

A zone in which one is cast into precariously (without ones control) which is entered by an individual who is of non-intrest to the party (girl)and is only good for emotional support (A pillow to cry on) . Symptons : Lack of intrest from other party (girl); Conversations in which consist of small talk and talk of other guys or other things(not talking about one and a girl). Following girl around like a pet. One is labeled as a friend. Lascivious activities are not engaged by the two parties. (Neither of you are getting any from each other)
Cures At this present time there are none. To treat the Paulson Zone you can only stop it. (Move on to another girl)

Man your in the "Paulson Zone", you aint got no chance with her.

by vaginaslayer January 2, 2011

Tieg Paulson

Tieg Paulson is a North Dakota native who is loved and respected by everyone he knows. Everyone knows him. He is often referred to by “the peacemaker” he can solve any ones problems. Everyone loves Tieg. He is very loveable like a teddy bear. People will also tend to call him things such as to “amazing” “the coolest guy you will ever meet” “pure awesomeness in one guy!”

Kristen: AHHH!!! I TIEG PAULSON IS SO AMAZING!
Bailey: I know right! I love him soooooo much!
Kristen: I wish we were as amazing at Tieg...
Bailey: -puts hand on shoulder- Kristen?
Kristen: yes?
Bailey: I think you are just as cool as Tieg Paulson.
Kristen: thanks, but I just wish I were one of his friends. To be friends with Tieg would allow me to die happy.

by KRISTENandBAILEYwereHERE October 2, 2010

sarah paulson

my wife and mother.

sarah paulson is simultaneously my wife and mom.

by yetmilay August 17, 2021

Paulson

Rhyming slang for "hungry".

The phrase "Paulson" is a contemporary twist on the classic cockney rhyming slang of Hank Marvin or "Hank", which is slang for "starving".

"Paulson" abstracts "Hank" to a further well known individual: Henry Merritt "Hank" Paulson, Jr., the 74th US Treasury Secretary and once CEO of Goldman Sachs.

Where one would previously say "Hank", they might now say "Paulson".

Brett mate, lets grab some toast already. I'm freakin' paulson!

by furniturepolice October 9, 2009

Hunter Poulson

That guy whos the son of a firefighter and just might turn out to be a preacher when he's older. For some odd reason he loves cheese and pee'ing on things. His shelf consists of the Rocky anthology and multiple copies of kotor, fable, and spyro (god knows why). He has that one Asian friend who's really smart but doesn't pay attention. He's the number one mob boss on Mafia wars and doesn't really care. His dogs barely ever get away from humping anything shaped somewhat like the Sydney Opera house. All mormons are dumb; as are JW's. Btw their books don't burn. He spends time updating wookiepedia and sails around the seas as woody walrus of the frigid north.

hunter poulson: I LIKE CHEESEEEE =DDDDDDD

by Xochisa August 28, 2009