He ostered my toaster and licked me out like an ice cream sandwich.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.
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An Osbert will always be a fresh new chapter of your life.
He never fails to impress you with his widespan of knowledge.
He is the BIGGEST fan of aviation and knows everything from the airplane engines to how the air traffic control towers operate.
Most importantly he is good at wes.
He never fails to impress you with his widespan of knowledge.
He is the BIGGEST fan of aviation and knows everything from the airplane engines to how the air traffic control towers operate.
Most importantly he is good at wes.
by Sealoft July 23, 2020
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by Neothegoat October 24, 2022
Get the östersund mug.A nice little quaint village in the winter where all the locals go to either CCA, Barnstable High or some New England boarding school. Then the rich summer people come, along with the tourists, and the booze and the various illegal substances, to go bridge-jumping, midnight tubing, driving on various things that move, PARTYING in expensive preppy mansions (or locals homes) and/or doing anything while under the infleunce. (This is everyone who lives on Seaview, or has a dock.) The tourists demand to know if there is a beach on the Cape-when they are two steps away from the beach's parking lot- and where lime-green suits around town-perfectly acceptable when your sleeping...by yourself... Then there the nice summer people that can be your bestest friends!
Example 1:
C (on Vespa): Party at A's house! Beer Pong Championships!
L (in Porsche): I'm so there!
Example 2:
Local 1 (at Golf Club): You see Mr. Fancypants of Oyster Harbors over there?
Local 2: Yeah!
Local 1: Well, lets go and play some games with him!
(Both Locals go and hid in the bushes)
(Mr. Fancypants prepares to swing)
(At the same time Local 1 takes foghorn and presses the button)
Example 3:
Richy 1: I belong to all the fancy clubs in town, Wianno, Hyannis Port and Oyster Harbors.
Local to Richy 1: (Slap)
Example 4:
Nice Summer Person: Do u want to go to Sweet Tomatoes, for pizza and rootbeer?
Local 1: Finally, a nice, normal, sober summer person!
C (on Vespa): Party at A's house! Beer Pong Championships!
L (in Porsche): I'm so there!
Example 2:
Local 1 (at Golf Club): You see Mr. Fancypants of Oyster Harbors over there?
Local 2: Yeah!
Local 1: Well, lets go and play some games with him!
(Both Locals go and hid in the bushes)
(Mr. Fancypants prepares to swing)
(At the same time Local 1 takes foghorn and presses the button)
Example 3:
Richy 1: I belong to all the fancy clubs in town, Wianno, Hyannis Port and Oyster Harbors.
Local to Richy 1: (Slap)
Example 4:
Nice Summer Person: Do u want to go to Sweet Tomatoes, for pizza and rootbeer?
Local 1: Finally, a nice, normal, sober summer person!
by anon... April 28, 2005
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Get the Osher mug.This west suburb, once a small farm town, rapidly changed into a mini-Naperville over the course of a couple years. The divide between social classes in teens is very apparent:
(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell
(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends
(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)
(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)
(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot
(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.
Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.
Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.
(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell
(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends
(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)
(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)
(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot
(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.
Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.
Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.
Mr. William: Oh, you are a teenager from Oswego, IL?
Billiam: Yes...
Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?
Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.
Billiam: Yes...
Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?
Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.
by BILLIAM MURPHY May 28, 2010
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