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Oswaldo-Gago

The suavest most artisanal man to grace this plane of existence. Oswaldo Gago grew up in Nicaragua where he fought off the witches and chupacabra's to defend his village and save his people. Later in life he moved to the new land (Florida) where he would start fresh and capture the hearts of a new species of humans and everything around him. To be "Oswaldo Gago" means to be not only the coolest guy around, but the type of guy James Bond and John Wick want to be when they grow up. There isn't a guy around more fly than Oswaldo Gago. As men we can only hope to one day become Oswaldo Gago.
Damn have you seen dorky Tony recently? He's become such an Oswaldo-Gago since I've last seen him! The ladies can't stay away from him!
by Quasar Queef October 16, 2018
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OZ OSWALDO

He's sweet fun caring loveable the best love I ever received! He kind to others respectfully politely and amazing father friend hoping one day my husband! Great father to his kids he going make me happy wife one day!
by Jen hendrickson March 6, 2020
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Oswald Bates

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011
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ergo oswald

A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.
After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."
by suduhnim July 5, 2011
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ergo oswald

A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.
After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."
by suduhnim July 5, 2011
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Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta

A young Bahamian. No mic nigglet. That mains discord.com. And has no life
Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta is a no mic discordian that cant pack so he types in chat.
by Nigglet exposers April 15, 2023
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Oswald Cobblepot

A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.
Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”
by Sisterswag May 19, 2019
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