Ostrich

Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

"I don't like ostriches, man."

by AmMo9513 February 19, 2013

ostrich syndrome

Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.

Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.

Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hote June 25, 2009

Susan Ostrich

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.

Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.

by andy1 July 14, 2007

ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

by fred ressler April 16, 2017

crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

Ostrich Munch

While engaged in doggy style sex, you randomly pull out and bury your face in her ass.

She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.

by BlackMikeMoan August 27, 2013