Joel osteen

Evil preacher who preaches for millions of dollars but wont lift a finger until guilt tripped to help hurricane victims hes litterly leading over 7 million people straight to hell in a handbasket . A true pawn of the antichrist.

Joel osteen is a pawn of satan.

by frien June 14, 2019

annika osterlund

a dumb bitch who’s HOT AS FUCKKKKK
nut’s typically 20-30 times a day
use code “ANNIKASNUT” for 10% off at thenutbutton.com

“did you see that new annika osterlund video?”
“yes.. i wish i hadn’t”

by Jennazz February 6, 2018

Ostergarded

1. verb. To be completely intellectually eviscerated in a room full of your peers or colleagues.

2. verb. To finish an assignment or paper and have the revision process continue into the next year or semester without comment or update.

1. "After you presented your entire dissertation in front of the department, that prof asked you what your thesis was. Man, you totally got Ostergarded."
2. "I handed in my final assignment four months ago and still haven't gotten my grade for the class. I am being Ostergarded."

by theladycastro July 15, 2011

Oster my Toaster

When a man goes down on a woman and eats her out.
A lot of tongue in hole action.

He ostered my toaster and licked me out like an ice cream sandwich.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.

by Nilla's hotstuff March 11, 2019

östersund

a beatiful place located in jämtland or so you think hehe. every time you go outside past 22 by yourself you will probably be gangbanged by the ortengrabbar. and sometimes you will meet the retards eparaggare

Östersund

by Neothegoat October 24, 2022

Outernet

A scary and horrible place where people are not as nice as the Internet, outernetters call it the real life

Mom:you have to go outside
Me:but the outernet scares me!

by Happylittlequiff September 23, 2014

Osterville, Ma

A nice little quaint village in the winter where all the locals go to either CCA, Barnstable High or some New England boarding school. Then the rich summer people come, along with the tourists, and the booze and the various illegal substances, to go bridge-jumping, midnight tubing, driving on various things that move, PARTYING in expensive preppy mansions (or locals homes) and/or doing anything while under the infleunce. (This is everyone who lives on Seaview, or has a dock.) The tourists demand to know if there is a beach on the Cape-when they are two steps away from the beach's parking lot- and where lime-green suits around town-perfectly acceptable when your sleeping...by yourself... Then there the nice summer people that can be your bestest friends!

Example 1:
C (on Vespa): Party at A's house! Beer Pong Championships!
L (in Porsche): I'm so there!

Example 2:
Local 1 (at Golf Club): You see Mr. Fancypants of Oyster Harbors over there?
Local 2: Yeah!
Local 1: Well, lets go and play some games with him!
(Both Locals go and hid in the bushes)
(Mr. Fancypants prepares to swing)
(At the same time Local 1 takes foghorn and presses the button)

Example 3:
Richy 1: I belong to all the fancy clubs in town, Wianno, Hyannis Port and Oyster Harbors.
Local to Richy 1: (Slap)

Example 4:
Nice Summer Person: Do u want to go to Sweet Tomatoes, for pizza and rootbeer?
Local 1: Finally, a nice, normal, sober summer person!

by anon... April 28, 2005