orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.

1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!

by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010

Orgasmically Swiss

An adjective used to describe something that is sexually "cool" or "desired" and is of extremely high quality. Since the Swiss make such high quality and durable products (i.e Swiss Army Knife) saying something is "orgasmically swiss" is expressing the awesome nature of such a sexual and high quality noun.

Bro that $25 condom with extra lube and built in vibrator is so orgasmically Swiss.

by Monsieur Syfillus April 2, 2011

Orgasmically hot

when someone or something is so hot u can't handle it and u orgasm

Taye Diggs made me orgasm on that show last night!

by jane May 13, 2005

cosmically orgasmical

Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess

"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."

"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."

"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?

--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."

by PAdubs October 18, 2013

orgasmical

The feeling of getting close to orgasim

that shi was so good it was orgasmical

by robb2x October 4, 2023