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Beta Orbiter

A beta male who stays within a close proximity of a female or females in hopes of eventually getting lucky. The Beta Orbiter's tactic is to befriend a female, and proceed give her constant attention via text message or in social gatherings. She keeps them in the friend zone, but a beta orbiter falsely believes he is making progress. He may often trash talk other man she tries to date, claiming that she "deserves better".

Beta Orbiters or men who are cucked up, find themselves befriending women who most likely have daddy issues.
"I know she look fire bro, but you don't want none of that, she surrounds herself with Beta Orbiters at every party. "
by straightupdrunk July 28, 2022
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nuke it from orbit

One step up from kill it with fire, usually followed by the phrase "it's the only way to be sure."

A paraphrasal of Ripley's line in the 1986 film 'Aliens': "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Generally used in response to a clusterfuck, or anything largely weird or gross that needs killing or otherwise dealing with.
Mike: Guys, termites have invaded my house, what should I do?
Dave: Nuke it from orbit!
by mush01 August 27, 2008
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Orbisculate

As a VERB: What it’s called when a citrus fruit squirts juice as you attempt to eat, slice, or peel it.

As a NOUN: The juice that squirts out of a citrus fruit when attempting to eat, slice, or peel it.
V: I love grapefruit, but I know as soon as I stick the spoon in, it will orbisculate into my eye.

N: Ouch! I was peeling an orange and got some orbisculate in my eye!
by Christackleberry March 4, 2021
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Brian Orbin

That kid who became a meme from his shitty but yet funny YouTube videos and also rides a bike around Harveys Lake and is somehow obsessed with it
Yo man! Did you see Brian Orbin's new cringy YouTube video yet?
by BisexualGuysAreHot August 12, 2018
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orbit

1. loona stan
2. gay
by bisexualmess July 9, 2018
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orbitzen

-i am an orbitzen
-me too

-GAY RIGHTS
by orbitch October 7, 2018
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orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.
The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.
by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020
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