obese

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

by da booze man August 13, 2006

obese

To be unhealthily fat.

Jane was obese. She had huge rolls of fat.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005

Obese Pigeon

A godly creature of absolute power. When one touches an obese pigeon, they will feel the ultimate goal to go to Mc Donalds to eat. Obese pigeons cannot fly so instead they can only role.

Oh wow Joe, did you see that Obese Pigeon there, it was absolutely huge!

by RAVISHINGMONKEY62 August 28, 2016

Morbiusly Obese

A person who watches morbius and is morbidly obese.

"hey you are morbiusly obese"
"no im not"

by kurumik June 4, 2022

obese rat

A rat that be kinda chunk.

bro, that rat be an obese rat.
he c h u n k.

by Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmn March 7, 2020

obese

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

by MintyLeila August 7, 2005

Mentally Obese

One who has/thinks they have a great deal of knowledge, but grossly overuses it.

Someone who, at a party, always finds people walking away from them muttering " What a loser. Doesn't he have anything better to do?" after quoting useless and/or inaccurate statistics to make him look more interesting.

A person that uses their knowledge/feigned knowledge to make someone feel inferior for no other reason than to feel intellectually superior.

Man at a party: "Discount our neighbors to the east and I think you'll find we've got a sleeping giant on our hands. A veritable sleeping giant."

Everyone else at the party: "What a loser. He is so mentally obese that there should be a Richard Simmons work out tape dedicated to him."

by Serendipidity August 14, 2011