otley

A delightful market town set in the fertile lower reaches of Wharfedale beneath the forested slopes of Chevin Country park, and close to the climbing meccas of Caley Crags and Almscliffe. Renowned for the number of pubs and cafes, as well as for its diverse range of community events - Otley Carnival, Victorian Fayre, Folk Festival, Beer Festival, Cycle Road Race, New Year's Day Wharfe swim. It has its own Cycle Club, Arts Centre, Film Society, Running club, Sailing Club, Golf Club - as well as fine purveyors of Chocolates, Cakes, Cycles, Walking and Climbing gear, second hand books, Furniture and an award winning bakery. There are three market days a week, a cattle market, and a Farmers' market once a month.
There is no McDonalds or KFC.
Inbreeding is being tackled through a vigorous educational programme.

I live in Otley.
Oooooh - you lucky bastard.

by ey oop lad February 14, 2012

Oobey-oosday

When someone asks you what day of the week it is, or what day of the week they want to hang out, and you don't know what day.

"When do you want to hang out?" Asked Alli.
"Oobey-oosday." Said Emma.

by BabyMasterJR January 25, 2019

Me oxley

This term is used to describe if you are Oxley

Person1: me Oxley

Person2: you not Oxley ME Oxley

by Imachubbyteapot December 31, 2018

oley, pa

Well, if your in to corn and cows you found the right place. There are more cows than people in this little town. You can drive through the town in two minutes. There is only one main road, but be careful driving on it. Because there is a random fucking traffic light that only blinks yellow for no god damn reason. Your lucky you don't get t- boned by a tractor trailer going through it. If your trying to go shopping then you better go somewhere else. Because there is only a Weis in the whole town.

Fuck, I just hit a cow. I must be in Oley, Pa.

by SRTAEYPN August 11, 2016

Otley

A little inbred town in West Yorkshire. I happen to live there and have personal experience of the horrors!
It is populated by about 4 main familied (all inter-related) and then randomers like my family and friends who have actaully travelled further than Leeds!
You tend to find the night life situated around the bus station where the townies/chavs "hang out". You don't want to go here between the hours of 1pm-9pm as you will constantly be asked "Wot the fuck u fuckin lookin at!? u wana punch?!"

Inbred centre of West Yorkshire!

by Rock Chick November 28, 2004

oley valley high school

a place where shitty administration and shitty kids meet. where the principal targets groups of kids for nothing but then praises other. this school is filled with whores, retarded hicks who jerk off to fords, weird emo transgender chicks that just piss everyone off, and ugly chicks that are bitches to everyone. if you want a failed education or want to be a wannabe country kid oley high school is where you want to be.

Did you hear about oley valley high school?
Yea! I heard they are all country retards!
Yep.

by fronk the chopper December 8, 2021

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.

SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!

/bang

SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.

by flatster October 24, 2006