onos

The big giant alein in natural selection it can pwn marines by eating them its pretty much unstopable if you dont have any weapon upgrades.

marine: ohhh nooos its an onos!
*onos eats marine*
marine: onos is digesting me thats so fucking gay takes forever to fucking spawn
marine 2: haha
*marine is finished digesting onos eats marine 2*
marine: haha

by stewfoo January 12, 2005

onos

Onos - oh'noss - n. - A Greek concept of rational worry; represented by Homer's Odyssey in Athena, a Greek Goddess, and many Greek heroes in other traditional works, it is considered a positive attribute.
Romans considered "onos" a negative attribute, like Odysseus' intelligence, and it became transmuted into the less-positive "onus," or "burden."

Athena's onos was manifested in her fear of Poseidon's threat to Odysseus' homecoming.

by Misty De Meo March 20, 2004

ONO

On ocassions relating to the sale of second hand product through an app, etc. It stands for "On No Ocasion" often to do with delivery.

ONO ask for postage.

by Nguyen the knowledgeable. January 20, 2018

Ono

Short term for the phrase Oh No.

We ran out of toilet paper. ONO.......

by RsUselessinformation May 05, 2022

Ono

A chick who breaks up a band.

That Chick in the Gadgits was such a fucking Ono

by Brenak February 20, 2006

(ono)

1. the online version of a face palm
2. to put your palm to your forehead in disappoinment or frustration

colleen: omg, Justin Bieber is so hot hahaha lol ;)
kylie: (ono)

by KylieRayy September 26, 2010

Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"

"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."

by Pork King December 19, 2005