Onety one

It's what they were gonna call "eleven" before they thought of "eleven."

Im so bored..... so I post lame definitions on this site......

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Oettinger

A German import beer available in Australia, notable for its outrageously cheap price and high alcoholic content.

Student: "Dude, Oettinger is great!"

Anyone else: "This shit is awful"

by alfonso_c April 21, 2010

oneitis

An unhealthy romantic obsession with a single person. Usually accompanied by un-reciprocated affection and completely unrealistic idealization of the siad person.

John, snap out of your oneitis man. She's not into you.

by _AtoZ_ March 8, 2010

Oneties

The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.

Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

A'onesty

Shes beautiful 😍 and the greatest thing you could ever have 💍don't ever leave her she's a keeper 🤞 she a whole goof and can make anybody's day better 💗!!

I Love me some A'onesty

by Prettybabes !! October 17, 2017

Ornett

This women is gorgoeus, intellectual, and loving. Usually has a lot of kids and is a guy magnet. She older but looks younger. All her kids friends call her mama, she's very hip and sexy. Shes also very slick and discerning.

O M G!!! THAT GURL IS FIIINEEEE!! SHE MUST BE AN ORNETT! :)

by cheergurl97 November 26, 2011

onestril

Noun: Onestril is when ones septum becomes deviated turning you into a noseclops.

Last night, I had so many nose beers, I was Onestriled! I looked like a noseclops.

by Kdaaawg January 27, 2018