My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

my ass

very stinky

my ass is very stinky

by anonymous February 28, 2022

my ass

A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.

Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.

"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"

"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."

by junkyardprince October 14, 2003

My ass

The most plump, juicy thing you will ever seen. Count your days because this ass might round house you and send you out of this world

Look at my ass

by Bigbiddy November 22, 2021

my ass

An expression used i n times when you find that whatever someone is saying is complete bullshit.

"My ass, your not taking my last Mountian Dew"

by The World's Vampire June 26, 2003

Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"

I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!

by HansSausage August 10, 2020

look at my ass

Another way of saying "I'll tell you what"

Look at my ass, I'll give it to you for a hundred bucks

by PersonGettingOlder July 31, 2023