tears

1. To pull apart or rip open something.
2. A drop of the clear salty liquid that is secreted by the lachrymal gland of the eye to lubricate the surface between the eyeball and eyelid and to wash away irritants.

1. My clothes were full of tears
2. I cried tears of happiness when I found out that Billy was finally coming home.

by ArsenicTears April 13, 2006

No Tears

Don't cry. Don't be a bitch. They are making fun of you on the Internet. It's the INTERNET bitch. No RL (Real Life).
Often used under the pretense of being gay.

No Tears, dude. Man up.

by ZoobOrange May 15, 2010

tearing

Doing something very fast or well.

Oi guys fuckin hell Johnson is TEARING!

by Noahthelad December 30, 2016

tear

A verbalized emote used to express displeasure or sadness with something. From the online emote ::tear:: or *tear*, or with a little face ;_; or :*(.

"Tear! I wanted that color hair dye, but they're all out!"

by Kaiyan May 2, 2007

Tears

Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.

Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)

by pablo61 June 28, 2010

Tears

An adjective to describe an awful, embarrassing, sad, terrible situation/place/thing.

1. Did you see that girl Mike was with yesterday? ... Tears

2. Detroit... Tears

3. That Godzilla movie was tears

by Corporal Tears May 22, 2008

Tears

When the bachelor is on and people start to cry because the wrong person was picked.

When the two are about to know the fate of marriage and one gets ducked over and the snotty ass one gets picked then the tears come.

by Surfer_boy March 1, 2010