California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

Oulette

Adj- To be done for, finished. From an NCW wrestling event leading up to Challengemania 8. Glenn Kulka, who was acting under “The Booker's Mafia”, was scheduled to fight Pierre-Carl Ouellette at Challengemania 8. Facing the french-speaking audience of Montreal, Pierre-Carl's hometown, Kulka attempted to speak french and clumsily claimed : “Oulette, kin, feuni”, which roughly translates to “Oulette, there, done for!”. This lead to the expression “Feuni comme Oulette”, or “Done for, like Oulette”. Oulette then turned into an adjective. At Challengemania 8, Ouellette finally defeated Kulka, but the expression remained.

This guy is oulette.
I've been hit, I'm oulette.
He's oulette like Oulette.

by oulette October 24, 2008

havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.

by sportster1 July 15, 2006

cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.

John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.

by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008

Omlet gang

Omlet gang is a rap group founded by Jajce and Virsla followed by Piperka and Patlidzan, they have come up with their first album "Traumi na Sholja" and their hit single "Mi se sere", it is rumoured that they will be going on Omlet tour this summer! Make sure to check on updates and dates for the tour!

"Hey i really like Omlet gang, they are very good looking people and are huge stars in the music industry!"

by Jajce July 18, 2021

Cookie Omelette

A desert made almost exclusively in Maryland.It gets its name from the two foods that it is a fusion of: the cookie and the omelette. It is a large cookie about the size of a medium sized plate that is cooked in the oven with toppings on it. Common toppings include chocolate chips, raisins, chocolate syrup, nuts, caramel, confectionary sugar, and just about anything you could think of putting on a cookie. after it is cooked, you fold it over like an omelette. You may again add toppings to it as necessary. It can either be eaten taco, cookie, or omelette style. The Cookie Omelette is a common party idea for teenagers in high school as cookie omelette are just that awesome! The creators of this recent desert craze are five high school students from Maryland.

The inventors of the Cookie Omelette (aka the tastiest thing ever) are Nick Wilson, Josh Prucnal, Andrea LastNameHere, and of course the lovely Cosette Delisle.

by BlindSagacity February 21, 2009

Persian Omlette

1. A mixture of eggs and tomatoes. Usually added are pepper, salt, bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions. Lots of other ingredients are added. Usually eaten with flat-like bread (not flatbread or loaved bread) Eaten for breakfast,brunch and rarely lunch.

Ayatollah: Mom make me some persian omlette.
Bush: Sorry honey we're out of tomatoes.
Saddam Hussein:I got some tomatoes......Come get them Bush

by OmletteMaker January 24, 2011