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crusty omlet

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.
Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.
by adawg123456 October 31, 2007
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Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts
Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts
by Mzavy January 13, 2016
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Rusty omelette

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.
by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008
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California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.
Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.
by theflamingpie August 3, 2011
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havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.
If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
by sportster1 July 15, 2006
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cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.
John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.
by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008
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Omlet gang

Omlet gang is a rap group founded by Jajce and Virsla followed by Piperka and Patlidzan, they have come up with their first album "Traumi na Sholja" and their hit single "Mi se sere", it is rumoured that they will be going on Omlet tour this summer! Make sure to check on updates and dates for the tour!
"Hey i really like Omlet gang, they are very good looking people and are huge stars in the music industry!"
by Jajce July 18, 2021
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