Omegle

A free chatroom where people sit and talk about sex. Here's a real convo I had about 2 minutes before writing this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;)
You: mmmm
You: : )
You: I'm cute
You: : )
Stranger: lol you sure?
You: well i think!
You: blonde
You: 5'3'
Stranger: lol you got skype?
You: c cup
You: no zits
You: yup
Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr?
You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: aren't we all...
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: first i gotta see your pics...
You: then learn your address
You: then kidnap you
You: rape you
You: then throw you onto the street
You: like a dog
You: then come back her
You: and start the process again
You: so... pics first?
Your Omegle conversational partner has disconnected.

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by OMEGLITE May 16, 2010

Omegle

troll central

Omegle.com Talk to strangers!

Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Rickroll12345 December 30, 2010

omegle

a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard

Hi you're on Omegle!!

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.

by The Ill3st April 13, 2009

Omegle

a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).

This example actually happened to me..

Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Hotjam December 5, 2009

omegling

verb: the act of starting a conversation on omegle chat site.

Jim: Dude why weren't you on xbox last night?
Will: Sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia

by omegler39 December 1, 2009

Omegle

Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.

You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off

Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?

Omegle

by Grizzly Bear Adams Granger September 12, 2009

Omegle

A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.

Standard chat on Omegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam

You: that's sick

You: go away

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by anvilofjustice January 13, 2010