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Older brother

The prentensious prick of the family and just makes you look bad by saying he’s stronger and smarter which is only because of puberty and when they were born. Also plays only fortnite on anything gaming systems they own
by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji May 31, 2018
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Older sister

Person set in charge of you and really is a bitch
That's my older sister. I fucking hate that bitch
by Nee-chan August 29, 2018
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oldenial

Pronunciation: old-in-ee-ul

An oldenial is a person who is older than generation Y, but is in denial about their age and has similar behavior to a millennial. Famous oldenials are: Kim Kardashian, Martin Shkreli.
Bob, your lack of regard for things is proving that you're an oldenial.
by psykoz September 24, 2016
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Rims older than me

Its a line but more life a philosophy, depending on your age, your rim size is larger than your age.
My whip is a new born, my rims older than me
I'm only 21 but my rims are 23's. -Original Line from me J.Feezy Jizzo Fortanel
by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009
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older woman

A woman over the age of 40.
older woman,grandma, aunt, uncle, great grandparents
by holailikecheesedoyou October 20, 2009
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Older than the Internet

Any internet meme or phenomenon which was both popular enough and has been around long enough that a random sampling of the Internet population would likely produce a majority of individuals who have already heard about it and moved on. Even though the subject of the meme may indeed be older than the inception of the World Wide Web, the phrase always refers to the meme itself.

The word "older" thus implies the use of hyperbole, because an Internet meme obviously cannot be older than its own medium of proliferation.

The phrase is most often invoked when said meme is regurgitated by n00bs who are taking their first wild drive on the "Information Superhighway"; or by idiots who refuse to admit that the meme is just no longer amusing.

Variations include: "As old as the Internet" or playfully misspelled: "Older than teh Interwebs"
Guy #1: "all your base are belong to us!"
Guy #2: "LOL! We get signal!"
Guy #3: "Main screen turn on!"
Guy #4: "I hope you lame-asses realize that AYB is older than the internet. GTFO."

n00b: "... and if you open it up, you get thirty-two double-A sized batteries! Check out this video if you don't believe me."
dude: "Don't tell me you actually believe that crap. That hoax is older than teh Interwebs."

PHB: "Can you change the email link here to one of those 3D spinning e's? 3D is the future, you know."
Underling: "Sir, 3D may be the future, but the spinning e animated GIF is as old as the Internet."
by GreyWyvern January 11, 2010
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Olden Times

A go-to word that people use to describe something medieval or ancient.
"Yeah? It was in the olden times when they tie up the girls for punishment, and the whole village takes a turn."
by Ranterbury July 7, 2009
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