Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

oklahomo

A gay person from Oklahoma.

I met an Oklahomo the other day.

by Justin October 30, 2003

oklahoma drill

A drill during a football practice where 2 players lineup, and run at each other. They try and push each other back as far as possible.

I think I’m going to beat Jack in this Oklahoma drill.

by Derb27 May 2, 2019

oakland giggler

Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask

"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"

by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009

Oakland city

Whole bunch of rich turnt niggas who can fuck yo bitch in a jiffy #longlivejimmy #hbsl 😈

Young turnt nigga can’t wife no bitch excuse my French don’t Like no bitch in Oakland city

by Lil neal August 11, 2020

oklama

A new nickname that rapper Kendrick Lamar seems to have given himself, promoting his last studio album with TDE.

“There’s beauty in completion. And always faith in the unknown”. - oklama

by okaa August 20, 2021

Oklahoma Incident

Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.

My friend was in an Oklahoma Incident...

by WWW.COMPASS May 3, 2023