Micro$oft

The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So how many consumers will Micro$oft screw today?

by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007

Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1

Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors

by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 07, 2022

Oft-put

Often put out; said or established frequently.

The Fire-Eaters said they would secede from the Union should Lincoln win the 1860 election, but nobody took them seriously since the claim was oft-put.

by UnderATree February 03, 2023

Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.

I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

by Windoze Basher May 11, 2010

OFT

Only Funny Team

OFT around me - ,,Only funny team around me"

by December 20, 2021

OFT

OFT is an abbreviation for Our Future Tea, a mental health organization

Did you hear about OFT?

by Bilbo.Baggins December 21, 2021