obstacle

obstacles are the people in your high school who are idiots and in the halls they are just in the way...
see obstacle course

"Jesus H Christ, Lexi is such a dumbass, she's a total obstacle"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007

Obsticle

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

by Radar007 March 4, 2011

Obstacle Illusion

You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.

"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"

by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004

obsticle

Put intentionally obstacles to women progress, using your testicles as main argument.

Baby, you wont be promoted until you get rid of this obsticle
glass ceiling balls male

by work2survive August 7, 2016

obstackles

Stacking obstacles.

Pronounced: obb-stack-uhls

Go obstackles, we need to clean up the track for the soccer players.

by oh um okkk April 8, 2021