observant

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006

Designated Observer

When a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably 'shit-faced' or 'fucked up'.

A Designated Observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to 'score with' or 'tap'.

by therealbrofessor February 21, 2010

lesbian observation

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect

Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!

by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012

Kurious Observer

A photography/videography brand owned and pioneered by the author and poet, Michael Bassey Johnson. Founded in 2021, its mission has been an odd one: to dive in deep, learn about and celebrate Nature, creating an awareness of its beauty and magnificence irrespective of country, gender, race, age, and geography.

Person 1: Could you remind me of that line from the Kurious Observer Video footage?

Person 2: “Spontaneous moments in Nature captured and brought to you by Kurious Observer.”

Person 1: When did Michael Bassey Johnson start the Kurious Observer vlog?

Person 2: In February 2021, when he published the book, “Song of a Nature Lover.”

Person 1: How many people are in the Kurious Observer team?

Person 2: There are no members yet.

Person 1: What or Who is a Kurious Observer?

Person 2: It is not a person, but an idea. And It stands for highly observant people. People who trust and see the beauty in nature.

Person 1: Where can I purchase Kurious Observer products?

Person 2: Redbubble

Person 1: Is there a blog or website for Kurious Observer?

Person 2: Yes.

by Agency33 March 24, 2022

Observeering

Driving erratically from the result of looking around too much.

Observeering results in crossing the yellow line or going into the ditch.

by Design diva July 21, 2012

intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

by JewClaw May 17, 2011