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Oblivious 

Adrien Agreste. There's nothing else to it.
Just search up "Adrien Agreste just a friend" and boom! Oblivious definition found.
Oblivious by miraculous226 January 17, 2021

Oblivious 

Lloyd E Patterson is a idiot who can't pay attention to his saroundinds can kiss him and he will think yall just friends fr
He had a girl flirting with him in front of his girl and had the girl blushing he was to oblivious to noice
Oblivious by n cn cj c May 23, 2023
No he was not that because he was talking shit the whole time and doing the thing in front of his fat bipolar girlfriend.
Hym "So no he was not oblivious. He knew what he was doing to YOU and he knew what he was doing to ME and now your rape induced Stockholm syndrome is leading you to help him. And fuck you for trying to defend him."
Oblivious by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

oblivious drop 

when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knocking the vcr on top onto the girl's head and interrupting the magic.
dammit, last night luis pulled an oblivious drop and nearly killed natalie
oblivious drop by redlovesheets69 February 3, 2009

Oblivious Fuck 

A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone
Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."

Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"
Oblivious Fuck by Ramdomchick268 February 25, 2015