Obstacle Illusion

you have to get around the truth of the statement to see the falsehood it holds

Now I see how our relationship was an obstacle illusion.

by sdawgio December 6, 2019

Obstacle delusion

Tripping over nothing

I had an obstacle delusion right before I fell.

by Evinrood June 15, 2021

Cock Obstacle

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

formally Cock Blocking

Dan You are such a fuckin Cock Obstacle cant you see i'm trying to score

by Eddie lugo September 15, 2005

Obstallenges

One facing both obstacles, and challenges.

The characters in the novel endured many obstallenges.

by Med,Land April 19, 2010

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007

Obsticle

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

by Radar007 March 4, 2011

oobstacle

An obese person's arm that is so huge and heavy that it is hard to move, obstructs the rest of the torso and seems merely an extension of the chest and/or stomach of that person. From oob + "obSTACLE".

That's not just an arm on that lady. That's an oobstacle!

by pentozali March 2, 2010