The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.
by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008
Get the oatmeal cream pie surprisemug. When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. by thee bone collector November 5, 2022
Get the oatmeal pie facemug. The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
by voizdy August 10, 2022
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022
Get the Oatmeal Piemug. When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream piemug. by anonymous May 26, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug.