Funky-Noop

Masturbation is a bathroom that is not yours. Primarily in a friend's bathroom, or in a public restroom.

I couldn't wait until i got home, so i had funky-noop times in the McDonalds bathroom.

by Disgruntled Squirrel March 12, 2017

noop

noop stands for "No Operation"; it means something that does nothing. It can also be written as "no-op".

1. I had to pad that code with noops.

by UNK April 12, 2005

Nyoom

A verb, usually said by another person in a conversation, used to describe an animal or object flying past you at an exceptionally fast rate.

Person 1 - Did you see it, it just flew by without a care in the world.
Person 2 - Nyoom

by Chickenmcnuggets November 29, 2016

nyoonch

A term for the ilicit marijuana

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Motha Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck Motha Fuck Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, 1-2, 1-2-3-4, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Shmokin Weed, Shmokin Weed..."-Jay

by Jay January 25, 2005

nyoom

to run speedy

he nyoomed past me

by nyoioioioiom January 18, 2017

Nyoom

The sound made when someone obviously missed the joke, and everyone else got it.

I made a Star Wars joke, and this girl looked puzzled. I could almost hear the joke whiz by her head... Nyoom.

by TwistedEuphoria August 6, 2015

poody noopty

the act of using your hand to manually pull stools out of your anus

"I just made poody noopty and now my hands smell really bad."

by makaw199isKOOL February 24, 2010