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Closet Nymph 

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.
Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
Closet Nymph by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012
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Couch nymph 

A person conceived as of a man ejaculating onto a couch and a woman of knowing or non-knowing condition sitting on the couch and getting pregnant.
Based on preconceived paranoia when at drunken parties.
Based on the words Couch: a piece of furniture, and nymph: young being.
Julie: I can't believe it I'm pregnant I was even awake during the party last night.

Jim: Well are you sure it is not a couch nymph or have you been screwing Jon again?
Couch nymph by Celest3 May 11, 2009

Ginger Nymph 

A horny redhead. Defined by her freckles and her vagina.
Sam was astonished that his new playmate turned out to be a Ginger Nymph.

Little Nymph 

A sexy small petite woman who loves sex. Especially oral sex. Always thinking sex.
My little nymph woman loves sex and gives awesome BJ's.
Little Nymph by RDG December 3, 2007

Tickle the Coffee Nymph 

To tickle the coffee nymph is when one sets out to obtain and achieves acquisition of a strong cup or mug of proper (not instant) coffee
Please excuse me I just need to go tickle the coffee nymph

Demi-nymph 

1. A mortal with a mortal and nymph (ie. Greek/Roman nature spirit) as a parent.

2. A being with a god and nymph as a parent (ie. demigod).

3. A being with a nymph and demigod as a parent (aka. demigod).

Overall, a demi-nymph is basically a being that's partially nymph.
e.g. 'A nymph fell in love with a beautiful mortal and she gave birth to a demi-nymph.'

(Note: Demi-nymphs can be broken down into sub-groups, including demi-fae, demi-fauns, demi-merpeople, etc.).

Nympho Nymph 

Commonly refered to in Dr.Torburn's Classical Mythology class; they are Nymphs who often sex men to the point of death, or often jumping men's bones in their sleep!
"On the Island of Lemnos, Hyllas, a member of the Argonauts was getting water, when all of a sudden Three NYMPHO NYMPHS slowly emerged from the water. Alas, poor Hyllas was never seen again...he got sexed to death!"
Nympho Nymph by tbaylor June 13, 2008