nutsack

1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop

1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.

by dustin January 13, 2004

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutsack musk

The odor of sweat from underneath one's testicles.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, it's like 100 degrees today!"
Guy 2: "I know, man...I can smell your stanky nutsack musk from here!"

by BlackGlitter June 22, 2011

nutsack schrader

The depressing moment when waltuh watched Nutsack Schrader say "My name is nutsack schrader and you can go fuck yourselves" Then he said "Its Schrading time"

My name is nutsack schrader and you can go fuck yourselves"

by Jacquivous Johnson jr August 17, 2023

the nutsack

The pinnacle, the shit.

German origin from the Bavarian slang 'der nuBknacker'. Loosely translated: scrotally awesome.

My brother is so wicked funny he made us both cry. He's the nutsack!

by mchamster December 24, 2012

nutsacking

When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.

"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"

"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."

"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"

by PermNasty June 14, 2009

phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'

Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.

by Danders March 11, 2016