Nutritionologist

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A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.

A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.

1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?

Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.

2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?

Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.

by The true terminator May 31, 2017

nuriah

she is very kind, lovely, understanding, supporting and romantic girl.. she is very protective especially her belongings.. a guy who have her very lucky.. but do not ever cheat her because she will know!

she is my mom, nuriah.. i'am very lucky to have her as my mom.. dad, you also!

by mariammaria December 28, 2017

Netria

1. Amazing beyond measure 2. Very Sensual she enjoys the things in life that make you feel good 3. Humorous she loves to bring laughter to people 4. Sensitive she sometimes wears her heart on her sleeve 5. Very Persistant she is determined to make it happen 6. Confidant she knows exactly who she is

I am ...Netria,

Netria, you mesmerize me
I want Netria to be my everything.

by Peach Juice February 5, 2010

Nutrition Nazi

Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.

“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

nutrisexual

One who is sexually attracted to any type of nutrition.

John: Whoa, look at how much that fat chick eats!

Bob: Yeah, she's a nutrisexual.

by avidEater October 22, 2008

nutritious load

i found this in my environmental science book. you can use it as another name for sperm. it is so funny.

ok, now its time for you to consume this nutritious load. it will help you grow.

by cia_mrx March 14, 2007

nutrigraining

the act of shoving 8 nutrigrain bars (preferably strawberry) up the asshole with full force and keeping time of how long you can keep them in.

shit, i was nutrigraining and they all fell out!!!!!!!!

by barb farb June 19, 2008