numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing

Bobby Gould

by Nested One October 14, 2003

numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

numper

like a number, but better.

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"

by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004