nubcake

A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.

You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.

by Turd much? March 6, 2009

Nubcake

Noun - when someone things that they can eat noobs for breakfast, but in fact it is the other way around.

wow that guy online thought he could own me but he is a total nubcake

by Naughty Papasmurf February 7, 2008

Nubcakes

Someone who is a nub at stuff.
Who doesn't know anything, or is new to it.

AYSHA FIAZ IS A NUBCAKES cos she doesnt knwo how to use a calculator :)

by sykestiffy December 20, 2008

nubcake

Commonly term used in RuneScape name which means "nub" derivation of "noob" (new player) or someone who doesn't have any experience.

Wilddragon_0 is a nubcake, he gets owned alot.

by thekru September 30, 2008

uber nubcake

The Nubbiest Nub Nub in the land of Nublets. The Uber Nubcake(spelled in a wide array of variations)is such a nub, in a game of Counter Strike Source they will immiediatley drop 800000 ranks and go to a 1-497 Kill to Death Ratio. The Uber Nubcake is such a douche, they die.

Uber Nubcake - zOMFG j00 FUKING HAx0rZ!!11ONEONE im going to tell the admin AND HE WILL BAN YOU!! FIGGIT!!!

pwnzor - fucking shitface, shut the fuck up.

by jesse pasek August 30, 2008

NubCakesRofl

A word commonly used in online games to describe someone who plays poorly, asks many questions, does not understand the game.

Sometimes experienced players will name their character NubCakeRofl or something similar as a play on words

Noob: how do i fire?
Other player: lol what a nubcake rofl

Noob: y u kill me
Other player: because your a nubcakesROFL!!!

by CrissontsNOMNOM January 18, 2010

nubcake

Nubcake
its a misspell of the word Noob combined with cake
its only used for complete noobyness

the true Definition
Simon
nubcake is commonly used by leet gamers and nubcakes

1337 N008:Hey u nubcake
Me: Me a Nubcake? lets go duel and see who is a nubcake, Nubcake

2 seconds later

Me:*counting my booty*thats right nubcake
2 hours later
1337 n008:HEY NUBCAKE
Me:not again

by The penis rapist August 19, 2009