Nowsterday

Pronounced 'Now-ster-day'

Nowsterday means Now/at this moment/today and Yesterday combined to make Nowsterday.

It is used when you are trying to describe something that happened around Now or Yesterday, either as an excuse or legit reason.

It can also be used to describe how fast you have/had done something.

Worker: "Sorry I haven't been into work, but I've been really sick the past few days"

Boss: "But I just saw you out at the mall"

Worker: "Ya, I just started feeling better, uh, nowsterday"

OR

"I started that project like nowsterday"

by .NumB. March 15, 2009

nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

Noterday

When you can't say YESterday because that was a bad day so you say NOterday.

Or maybe it's NOTERday where the noters note extra.

by Orrinpants December 11, 2022

Nexterday

The next day after yesterday aka to fucking day

what are you doing nexterday

i clapped your my nexterday

by Toodeanie April 29, 2019

Nexterday

The day after yesterday which would be today.

What are you doing Nexterday

by she going to torktork that ass April 7, 2019

nosterly

When ur nose is extremely itchy, to the point u rub it almost off, usually a good indicator that u are high!

my nose is nosterly

by dupuis223 December 25, 2020

nexterday

the day after tommorrow

Person1: its christmas eve eve!
Person2: so its christmas nexterday?
Person3: Yes

by SpongeBlokeBritishPants September 23, 2022