Nortoned

To be fucked sideways because you were stupid enough to use Nortn
I wanted to prank my friend, so I Nortoned him. Have fun with useless software bro!
by RaccoonOverlord March 23, 2015
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Nortoned

The Norton is a sexual act were one victim has their head shaved, gets a swastika tattoo on their chest, receives anal sex and is rewarded with a pair of skull crusher boots.
Dad Nortoned mom while I slept in their bed.

I heard dad nortoned mom while I was trying to read goosebumps in my bed.
by Reid Street Gang May 06, 2009
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nortons

wow! Amazing Nortons on that girl eh?
by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005
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Norton

by TSM_NarrowDuck January 12, 2019
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Norton

noun ~

A self-induced, catastrophic error or misjudgment. Resulting in miserable outcomes, property damage or personal injury. Occasionally near fatal.

caused by poor reasoning, carelessness, insufficient knowledge and general stupidity. Often the result of substance induced dilutions of competence, far exceeding ones actual competency.
SPRAY SPAINTING HIS BATHROOM FLOOR WITH TRIMCLAD. WITH LITTLE TO NO VENTILATION, WAS A REAL NORTON MOVE. THE SUBSEQUENT FIREBALL AND EXPLOSION WAS TO BE EXPECTED. WITH THE LIT PILOT LIGHT NEAR BY.

YOU REALLY PULLED A NORTON BY TRYING TO BUILD THIS DECK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, NO WONDER IT COLLAPSED.

I DONT THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA NORTON. YOUR GOING TO HURT YOURSELF.
by NortonTdot March 20, 2023
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Nortons (plural) or Norton (singular)
Nortons describe the erect male or female nipple or nipples.
**Nipples can only be called nortons if they are in the hardened or erect state.**
"Look at those girls getting out of the pool. They must be cold,their nortons are really standing out."

"She has some sweet looking nortons." "I love big nortons!"

"Hey, I got my left norton pierced today"

"My husband has the cutest nortons when I play with them."
by Cave Cat October 30, 2006
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Norton

A horribly stupid act; To never grow as a person; A fungus found on the bottom of your nut sack.
1. You just pulled a Norton. 2. You are so immature, you such a norton. 3. I need some cream to clear up the Norton growing under my nuts.
by malooxmike June 06, 2005
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