noption

Something that isn't an option. An abbreviation of 'not an option'.

'Noption'
'Man that's a Noption'
'You're layin' down Noptions'

by David Culver January 1, 2008

Nopter Copter

a fancy/ classy ass way for saying no

"hey, ummm, well, i really like you and i wa-a-as wondering if you wanted to go to the danc-"
"NOPTER COPTER"

by the cringey meme kid September 29, 2017

Nomster

Someone who noms a lot.
a nomming monster.

"omnomnom... "
"Woah that nomster just ate all the cookies!"

by NomsterNomster February 27, 2009

Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019

Numpty

A fuckin idiot

Woody was a numpty for misplacing his iPhone at the strip club.

by 1367 November 25, 2012

Nomotion

Nomotion: When you get more responsibility and/or duties at work, but no pay raise and no change in your title.

Sally's work load has increased but her pay has not. She is still called the receptionist while she does Accounts Payable and numerous other duties. She has not received a promotion, she has received a nomotion.

by UberSpork October 3, 2009

numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing

Bobby Gould

by Nested One October 14, 2003