Nookie Number 

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.

JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.

Nookie Number by DEpps February 1, 2010

nookielear spill 

When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.

Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.

nookielear spill by jethrojones December 12, 2007

The Nookie 

What I did it all for

"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit

The Nookie by ohshnap April 11, 2009

Nookie Hooky

when you skip school or work to have sex

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.

Nookie Hooky by Stella S. January 18, 2006

lack a nookie 

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.

Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.

lack a nookie by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008

Nokied 

When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.

If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".

Nokied by XeonNyle April 5, 2010

Blue Nookie

like blue balls, but for a female

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.

Blue Nookie by poaches January 1, 2020